Rated:
PG-13
Runtime: 1 Hour
and 33 Minutes
Reviewer:
Dale
Grade: B
Okay, new "Jurassic Park" movie. Let's rock and roll.
Pros?
The dinosaurs look way better this time, which is inevitable, really.
Technology advances at such a radical rate that the dinosaurs can't
help but look better. They move more nimbly, they eat more ferociously,
they roar louder, and they look sleeker and more real. It's pretty
damn impressive.
The actors all did a good job with what they had. I mean, let's face
it, they aren't working with a Tarantino script here. That said, there
are some witty lines. I attribute that to the fact that Alexander
Payne and Jim Taylor had a hand in it. They did write "Election",
after all, a movie that was a delicately-crafted sharp satire. Sam
Neill shows us why we missed him in "The
Lost World" with his spry turn here. Macy and Tea Leoni are
both very good also, as is Alessandro Nivola: an actor I have enjoyed
ever since seeing him as Nicolas Cage's slimy little brother in "Face/Off".
There were a lot of moments that I really enjoyed, actually. I liked
the device of the dinosaur that ate the guy with the satellite phone,
so you know he's coming when you hear a phone ring from inside his
stomach. I found that a very nice touch. Ditto to the character of
William H. Macy, who lures Sam Neill to the island with the promise
of a large payday, only to confess that he only owns a tub and tile
shop in Oklahoma. "But if any of you guys ever need some work
done on your bathrooms.." Hell, made me laugh.
I loved the kid. For once, the kid in one of these damn Jurassic Park
movies is a likable and refreshing character. He's only 13, so he
acts like an adult and actually manages to hold his own on the island
for eight weeks. There are some nice jokes about that as well.
The dinosaurs are cool. This time, instead of showing us the T-Rex
yet again, we get a new batch of dinos. The first dino scene lets
you know how everything has been raised a notch.
The T-Rex shows up and roars, then the Spinosaurus comes stomping
in, rumbles with it, and eats its ass. There are cameos by all our
old dino friends (Triceratops, Brachiosaur, Compy and some weirdo
dinosaur that apparently eats the other dinosaurs' shit...don't ask)
but, for the most part, its a bunch of new critters. We get some awesome
attacks by the pterodactyls (they're the best thing in the movie,
actually, and the scene where someone is rescued from them is about
as good as a movie like this can get) and a lot of Spinosaur action.
Plus, the raptors are smarter this time. Well, they have had a few
years to learn some new tricks.
Cons?
The beginning ten or fifteen minutes are very lame for the most part.
A DREAM sequence with a talking velociraptor? Was that really necessary?
I think not. And they have to go to the island to rescue a kid who
accidentally wound up there after a parasailing incident? Pretty thin,
guys. The plot is pretty much nonexistent. Kid winds up on island,
parents go looking for him. That's it. Hope they didn't pay the writers
a lot for that one. If they did, they got robbed.
Also, I must again lament the fact that no dinosaurs are killed with
big guns in this movie. At the beginning of the movie, the guys are
testing out these huge guns and I'm thinking: "Sweet!
I can't wait to see some dinosaurs get blown apart by those puppies!"
But when they crash on the island, what's the first thing they leave
behind? The damn guns, of course. Sigh. Pretty damn disappointing.
Oh, and the movie ends far too quickly. Snap, it's over. Just like
that. Huh? And one character who looks dead turns up again at the
end on a stretcher, something that never makes me overly happy.
But I'm still recommending it. It was fun, and it's far less convoluted
than "The Mummy Returns".
I may even go again. Who knows? The theater IS air conditioned.